Sunday, July 23, 2017

POT SMOKER ADVICE OF THE DAY: BLAZE IT AND CHILL THE F OUT AND SEE THE WORLD DIFFERENTLY

WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE!

A pot smoking rapper writes:

"i know you grew up in a time where weed was considered a drug when it wasn't and still not a drug but you cant hold on too those times so like the saying goes... you gotta let go of what you love because you cant have it forever"

And yes, this is the same kid who also wrote:

"420 blaze it scrub and you'll chill the fuck out and see the world differently and know why weed isn't bad at all with all the positives of it"

And people wonder why I continue to speak up against pot year after year. I never even THOUGHT about pot before all this. But boy have these people opened my eyes. And I hope I am helping to open YOUR eyes, too!

1 comment:

Jedidiah Stoltzfus said...

Enough of your sermon, you dried-up horse-fucking witch.

Marijuana is not for me and I'm a casual wine drinker that will defend the right to smoke marijuana and to legalize it.

Now it's time for me to place my iPad on the floor, activate FaceTime, drop my pants, and squat over my iPad and take a huge dump on it while you observe the long turd hanging out of my ass. Then I will proceed to take your dolls, shove their heads up my ass, and sniff them while I get sexually aroused by the pungent odor of my own feces. I will pretend it is me giving you a dollar so you allow me to lay you down while I start shitting on your nipples.

After that, I will drink a nice glass of Bolla Chianti and proceed to bring out my rare dollhouse from my grandma's collection, whip out my cock, and paint the dollhouse white. Then I proceed to drink Chardonnay and as my bladder fills up, I will FaceTime myself urinating on the dollhouse to show what acid rain does to a wonderful paint job.

Then I will watch some hardcore pornography film called Nautica Thorn's Adventures with Grandma, where she scolds her Granny Cindybin for telling her what to do. Then she proceeds to pull down Granny Cindybin's granny panties, bend her over, and violently penetrate her anus with a rubber-fisted strap-on dildo. As Granny Cindybin stands firm on her granddaughter Nautica not using mind-altering drugs, Nautica keeps pounding and pounding until Granny Cindybin loses control of her bowels and poops all over the floor. Then Nautica makes Grandma Cindybin clean it all up with her face the washes her face clean when Nautica uses her Hitachi to pleasure herself, ejaculating rosewater all over Grandma Cindybin's 102 year-old face.