Monday, July 10, 2017

Barbie's Dream House -1961


Jedidiah Stoltzfus said...

Oh I remember this from my childhood, except it was while my parents were watching hardcore pornography, especially Jenna Jameson films. So I made my own porn set using my sister's Barbie's Dream House, but decided to call it Barbie's Cream House.

That was for the first time I took all of those dolls and simulated all sorts of sex acts I would see on the Spice Channel. Also being a boy going through puberty at the tender age of 13, I ended up with a rock-hard erection for the first time. So as I played with the dolls with one hand and my hard erection in the other, I actually ejaculated three times, all over the doll house, dolls, and my small hands.

I was like, "oh shit, someone please get me a towel." But the story of Barbie's Cream House does not end there. I felt with the dolls, I can experience another filthy sex act for the first time, so being the curious boy that I was, I took each of the dolls and inserted their limbs and heads into my anus. The smell of my own feces was very arousing to me, but at the same time it made me ill. So for the coup-de-grace, I managed to defecate all over Barbie's Cream House with my loose diarrhea. Safe to say, I fed those dolls my hot chocolate.

Nowadays, I tell this story whilst sipping a glass of the finest Shiraz wines from Australia. Sometimes I tell my girlfriend this story and end up having rough anal sex with her, inducing her to defecate all over my erect penis and then she licks it clean. What would possess a young woman to do this, you ask? Well, she manages to do so by taking a puff of her homemade ganja cigarrillos to help her get relaxed until the buzz wears off.

So there you have it, I'm simply sharing a childhood memory of Barbie's Cream House, which was also my first time having a sexual experience and realizing the joys of sex.

The End.

Anonymous said...

Nobody makes fun of you because you collect dolls or that you're into arts and crafts. People make fun of you and are mean to you because you spam other people's blogs and videos and say drugs and alcohol are bad. Let people make their own decisons for themselves. They do not need advice from you nor do they want religious advice.

You need to respect other people's opinions more and find better things to do with your time. You like dolls, others like winemaking. It's just that simple.

Cindybin said...

Oh you people drive me bananas! You must be the 200th Internet person this week to tell me to "let people make their own decisions", blah blah blah. This is why we all need to speak up even MORE against pot! I only wish I had more time! I am so sick of you people accusing me of "spamming". I don't "spam"! This all started years ago when I went to Yahoo to post about LOWCARB DIETS! I made one innocent comment on a marijuana story, saying that we shouldn't use drugs and that you can get into trouble if you get busted. I thought that would be the end of it and went back to my lowcarb posts, but all heck broke loose, with pot smokers cussing me out, threatening me, and they all accused me of drinking wine and never saying anything bad about alcohol, they all used the excuse that "Pot is safer than alcohol", they all told me about the MEDICAL benefits of marijuana while cussing me out and making fun of me for "playing with dolls", etc. Can't you see that this means we need to speak up even MORE??

And yes I KNOW that there are people who like "winemaking" or drinking wine! But just the fact that these people make fun of me for "playing with dolls as a grown woman" proves why we all need to speak up about pot and alcohol even MORE!

Cindybin said...

And if you were any kind of nice, decent person, you would agree with me that drugs and alcohol are bad, and you would be APPALLED at all the mean, horrible things people say to me. Look at the comments here on my blog! I publish most of them so that people can see what you guys are like and why we all need to speak up even MORE against pot and alcohol! I only wish I had more time! There aren't enough hours in the day! I never even THINK about pot or alcohol! And you shouldn't, either!

Jedidiah Stoltzfus said...

It's obvious you think about pot and alcohol because you're raving and ranting about it. Try something else, like watching porn and fingering your dry cootchie while you watch young women get a nice hard cock plunging into their vaginas, something your husband will never give you. Instead he's fucking your dolls while you're away. And the reborn baby doll whose porcelain head is broken? He was buttfucking it then gave it a nice good donkey punch, shattering its porcelain head.