Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Questions From a Casual Wine Drinker


A gentleman writes:

Friggle Fraggle: I don't smoke pot, I drink wine casually, and I enjoy coffee and tea daily. I haven't killed anyone, gotten sick, or convert to that Satanic cult of Mormonism which you call a pathetic religion. I choose not to smoke marijuana but will not make that decision for anyone else. And now for $1.00 can I shit on your nipples? CAN I SHIT ON YOUR NIPPLES?!?!?!?!

My reply: 

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? Comments like yours prove my point about why we all need to speak up even MORE about all this! You just don't get it! First of all, it is TERRIBLE what you said in that last sentence. HOW CRUDE AND OFFENSIVE! And it makes me furious that you guys always tell me that you drink casually, but that you haven't killed anyone or gotten sick. THAT DOESN'T MATTER! I am not saying that anybody who drinks casually is going to be a killer or die! I am just saying we shouldn't use mind-altering drugs recreationally, that this is good morals and just plain common sense! You wouldn't smoke pot, would you? Of course not, because "drugs are bad" and you aren't a drug user. But alcohol is a drug! Ask any doctor or go to any drug abuse website! It is the most widely used psychoactive drug in the world! Just because it's legal doesn't make it right! And we will NEVER get pot smokers to understand why we shouldn't use drugs as long as people use alcohol! Their number one excuse is, "Pot is safer than alcohol." I tell them over and over we shouldn't use EITHER of these things! How hard is that? But it's like talking to a wall, because they see alcohol promoted and glorified everywhere you turn, and people using excuses like "Jesus drank wine" and "alcohol is good for you in moderation", blah blah blah. So why shouldn't the pot smokers feel further justified in continuing THEIR drug use? And believe me, we do NOT want pot smokers on the Earth. They are horrible, most are worse than the booze drinkers! They cuss me out, threaten me with death and bodily harm, attack my religion, my looks, my sex life, make mean videos and website about me, make fun of me for collecting dolls, and they ALL use the excuses that "pot is safer than alcohol" and "Just because I smoke a little weed doesn't mean I'm a bad person" (while they cuss me out and threaten me) and "Weed has medical benefits, do your research, you c*nt", etc. The list goes on and on and on. And they all honestly think that if only I knew how safe pot is, I'd realize it's okay to light up a joint to get high! And again, alcohol is a toxin, it poisons cells and affects every hormone in your body. It is greatly linked to cancer, even in small doses! You may not be sick now, but you don't know if you will develop cancer from drinking alcohol sometime in the future. Why take the risk? But even if alcohol were good for you, just the fact that it's a mind-altering drug makes it wrong! People need to grow up and set an example! And as for coffee and tea, I have explained over and over that I am a convert to the Mormon Church, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, and we have The Word of Wisdom which is revelation from God saying that alcohol, tea, coffee, cigarettes and mind-altering drugs like marijuana are not for the body. We are taught the moral and physical reasons to avoid using these things. This helps us! Again, using mind-altering drugs like pot and alcohol is not what TRUE fun is, and that's what makes it wrong. And we don't know all the reasons we should avoid coffee and tea, but Heavenly Father gave us the Word of Wisdom to HELP us, so that we could lead a better, healthier life. There are studies that show the health risks of these drinks. And I never drank coffee or tea even BEFORE I became Mormon. Blech. I always felt that coffee and tea are for "grownups" and I never felt "old enough" to consume these strong, hot drinks. I feel that if kids have no desire to consume these drinks, we as adults should know it's not for us, either. And Mormonism is not a Satanic cult. It is the true church, restored on the Earth in the latter days by Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ. It has the fullness of the gospel. I studied, pondered and prayed a long time before joining the LDS church years ago. I know it is true. I invite you to read the Book of Mormon and study, ponder, and pray and ask God if it is true. It will change your life! And it's great you don't smoke pot! And of course you can't make that decision for anyone else!  Nobody can! I can't make anyone not smoke pot or not drink alcohol! I don't even know you guys! And we are all here on this Earth to exercise our free agency, to learn and grow spiritually. That's what life is all about! But do you REALLY think it's a wise decision to consume a toxic, highly-addictive psychoactive drug like alcohol? Aren't you better than that? And again, we will never get pot smokers to understand why it's wrong and immature to use drugs, as long as people use alcohol. Their number one excuse is, "Pot is safer than alcohol." And pot is ILLEGAL in most states! Parents have to make sure their kids obey the law! No parent wants their child arrested or to lose their college scholarship or job opportunities! But even if pot were legal I sure don't know any parents who would approve of their kids growing up to get high on marijuana--at any age! And I know many of these same parents think nothing of using a mind-altering drug in the form of alcohol, but they are hypocrites. As I have said, a casual booze drinker is no better than a casual pot smoker except they aren't breaking the law, and we'll never get pot smokers to see why it's wrong to use drugs as long as people use alcohol. People have no right to speak up against casual pot smoking if they drink casually. 

And for the record, here is a small sample of even more things Mr. Fraggle has written to me which show why we all need to speak up even MORE about all this:

You're a sick whore who needs help. Stop sending us videos of you shoving dolls' arms up your anus then let go of it so it drops out of there like a giant piece of shit as if you were shitting. Nobody needs to see you masturbate your dry wrinkly cootch with Barbie dolls and pretending you're breastfeeding a reborn baby Jesus.

No wonder why she shoves ice down her pants, it's to keep those crabs fresh. Now let's take an oxyacetlyne torch and cook some of those pesky crabs and laugh as the 3,000-degree flame burns off her bush, flesh, and most of her muscle tissue.

Now back to drinking an ice cold Budweiser with one hand while masturbating your grandma with the other.

Why do we all need to speak up? About what? Your failing crusade to make everyone adapt to your pseudo-moral lifestyle with none of life's simple pleasures? And no, I don't do drugs, nor drink alcohol to excess, and nor do I smoke tobacco. I am simply a man who hates your self-righteous philandering and I really want to shove my cock up your ass and take a huge piss.

Good Morning cindybin, I need to masturbate your grandpa, can I masturbate your grandpa?


Anonymous said...

Maybe it's not the wine or coffee that makes him say these things. Perhaps you're looking in the wrong place when wanting "to speak up even more" about certain vices. Perhaps it could be pornography?

Cindybin said...

I did not say it's the wine or coffee that "makes him say these things." I am saying that this proves my point about the type of people who use mind-altering drugs like pot and alcohol, and why we need to speak up about pot and alcohol. And yes, he could very well be the way he is because he is into porn, but that subject hasn't come up yet.

Anonymous said...

My point is just because one says twisted, horrible things doesn't mean that person uses pot or alcohol.

Cindybin said...

Yes I know that! As I've said a billion times, one of the main reasons I keep speaking up against pot and alcohol is because people always accuse me of thinking what you said! And just the fact that you guys think this proves why we all need to speak up against pot and alcohol even MORE.

Jedidiah Stoltzfus said...

Casual wine drinker? I also drink tea, coffee, and beer too. And I am FUCKING HONORED I made the front page of your pathetic blogspot page today, lumping in pot smokers and wine bibbers as evil people.

Porn? Oh boy, I have a LIFETIME subscription to Hustler, Penthouse, and Playboy Magazine (G-d bless Larry Flynt, Bob Guccione, and Hugh Hefner). I also watch Bangbus.com often with my girlfriend and our sex life has never been better. We saw a very kinky episode where a college girl played by Nautica Thorn didn't like her grandma Cindybin telling her that smoking pot and drinking alcohol were bad, Bad, BAD so what did Miss Nautica Thorn do? She bent over her grandma Cindybin, got naked, and wore a BIG STRAP-ON DILDO WHICH NAUTICA INSERTED INTO HER ANUS!!! Then Nautica's boyfriend who was a big black man took turns with her grandma by inserting his big black cock in her frontways, backways, sideways, and THREE WAYS and then did the coup de grace by GIVING GRANDMA CINDYBIN A BIG PISS ENEMA!!!

And while my girlfriend was smoking her clove cigarettes, she masturbated to The Violation Of Crystal Ray where a bitchy girl went to a hair salon and got gang-banged by a bunch of teenage lesbians which answered my question as to whether a woman can fit a hair dryer in her vagina.

There, I've said my piece. You've already spoken up against pot and alcohol, now speak up about something else you self-righteous old witch. And while you feel the need to speak up more about this fucking shit, we feel you need to shove a big black cock up your ass and the big buck nigger can take a huge piss even more. Oh, I said the "N-word" but you won't speak up against that shit because you stupid Mormons hate black people and claim them to be descendants of Cain. Oh what a pathetic phony religion it is. I also wiped my ass with pages from the Book of Moron this evening after eating bad tacos and seafood.

Top that, you stupid old hag.

Jedidiah Stoltzfus said...

Do we need to speak up even moar?

Anonymous said...

Dude, just stop. Please.

Anonymous said...

The way you paint all pot smokers with the same brush is very frustrating and hopelessly I'll-informed on your part. Do you really think all pot smokers are the same way? If so, that's horrible. I'm sure you wouldn't be too happy if someone judged you simply by a label you ascribe to, right? If someone judged you for being a Mormon, for example?

Cindybin said...

You still don't get it! As I've explained a billion times, one of the main reasons I have been forced to keep speaking up against pot all these years is because of comments like yours, people accusing me of "thinking that all pot smokers are the same way", blah blah blah. People always accuse me of thinking that anybody who smokes pot is a "bad person" and some sort of stupid, lazy bum or something. NOBODY THINKS THAT. Doesn't it even OCCUR to you guys that we are against pot because it's a mind-altering drug?? Pot smokers ADMIT to us all the time online that they use it to get high, stoned, buzzed, relax, have "fun", enjoy life, etc. and we BELIEVE them! That is why we are against it! That's what makes it wrong! And if you get busted, it won't help to tell the judge that you get good grades or have a good job or that Carl Sagan smoked pot! Where I live, you'd be treated like a common criminal, a number in the court room! Kids need to remember this! Haven't you read a thing I've written? If you had, you would know about my "book" which has been online for years, where I tell about people I knew in college who smoked pot, who got good grades, etc. And again, THAT MAKES IT WORSE THAT THEY DID THIS, because they of ALL people should know better. And their parents would have killed them if they'd known, and they were lucky they never got caught or arrested! And of course they all STOPPED when they got out of college. Smoking pot was just an immature thing they did in college out of peer pressure.