Saturday, May 09, 2015

STUPID POT QUESTIONS OF THE DAY: ABOUT POT, ALCOHOL, AND HAVING FUN

 
STUPID POT QUESTION OF THE DAY: WHY DON'T I EVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ALCOHOL? WHY IS IT JUST MARIJUANA? AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH HAVING FUN?


Dear Cindybin,

Do you go to a bar and yell at everyone for drinking?
What's wrong with having fun? Is it too, fun?

Your kids must have honestly, (not even being mean) had an AWFUL Childhood..
"DONT SWING! YOU COULD FALL OFF!"
"NO BICYCLE! YOU DONT GET TO HAVE FUN!"

So... I like sky diving. That's fun.. Should stop that. I even like eating, but I guess it's dangerous, I could bite my cheeks, I'll stop that too.

AN HONEST QUESTION:

Why aren't you commenting on budweiser commercials? Why is it all marijuana? - Marijuana is only the 'bad one' because it's illegal (Federally) - but it still is safer.

Signed,
"Little John"

My reply:

AAARGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

And people wonder why I continue to speak up against marijuana.

Wednesday, May 06, 2015

WINE GIFT BASKETS

I just checked my email and saw that the phrase "wine gift baskets" was trending. Wine gift baskets?? I suppose people are looking to buy these things for Mother's Day. Hasn't anybody read a thing I have written about why we shouldn't use alcohol? Let me repeat: alcohol is a drug. Just because it's legal doesn't make it right. And we will never get the pot smokers to understand why we shouldn't use drugs, as long as people use alcohol.


Sunday, May 03, 2015

Say No To Drugs!

See, even Archie and Betty and Veronica and the gang are against drugs! And they're cool!