Thursday, February 05, 2015


Cocoa Balls

Here is a lower-carb, healthier recipe to satisfy any chocolate craving. Warning: you should be a fan of dark chocolate before you eat these. I gave one to a friend who is not a dark chocolate fan, and when she took a bite, by the look on her face you’d think she had been poisoned. But I think they are heavenly, and remind me of peanut-butter cups!


½ cup sugar free peanut butter (I use Smucker’s)
2-3 tablespoons full fat cream cheese
2 tablespoons butter
Honey (2-3 tablespoons or less—the object is to use as little sweetener as possible)
Cocoa (about ¼ cup, depending on taste. I use the dark Dutch processed chocolate)

Put butter and cream cheese in bowl and microwave until the butter is almost melted. Mix this with peanut butter and honey. Add cocoa. Stir well. Form into little balls and refrigerate until firm. Store in refrigerator. 


LetTheRaineFall said...

You're a piss-poor excuse of a human being. Honestly, you're an utter piece of filth and you disgust me to the core. You have no remorse insulting people you barely know, and can't even swallow your pride for a moment and say you're sorry. The fact that you even exist sickens me.

Cindybin said...

I take it you didn't like my cocoa balls?

LetTheRaineFall said...

Well, honestly they sound too fattening for my liking, and not very appealing. But my problem with you has nothing to do with cocoa balls.

What I don't like is disgusting people like you; People who get their kicks insulting strangers and mocking the deceased, while they're hiding behind their computer screen, and who don't even have the common decency to apologize when an apology is clearly due.

I usually like to think everyone has good in them, but after encountering you, I can't think that. I don't say this about many people, but you're honestly an awful human being.

After all the terrible things you said to me, you act like it's some big joke. Is that it? This is your entertainment? You mentally tormented me, stuck your finger in my wounds, just to get a few laughs??? Do you know how messed up that is, lady?! You have issues, and I'm not sure they can be fixed. It sickens me that someone like you exists.

You can pretend it's all some big joke, and laugh it off all you want, but that won't change the fact that you're a truly wicked woman with no morality or kindness.

Raine said...

You can ignore me all you like, but it doesn't change what you are, or the fact that I will expose you for your true wickedness.

Rat Fink said...

Hi Cindy:

Did you watch the videos I sent you?

Nurse Ratchet

Billy Bob said...

I want to put my arms around you Raine...

Rat Fink said...

Answer me Cindy or I will get ever more outrageous!

LetTheRaineFall said...

Thank you, Billy Bob. I guess you've had the misfortune of encountering this wom- thing, too?

All I'm doing is pursing what it is right. This evil being owes me a very long, sincere apology. But I know there's not a chance this cold-hearted disgrace will ever do that, so instead I will expose her for the menace that she truly is.

A few months back I tried to have a nice little conversation when I found her ridiculous blog post about pot. I nicely shared my opinions, and that was all. Then, this woman replies with 500-word comment detailing how awful I am, that I'm a worthless punk, and that my dead mother is a terrible person and also a worthless punk who should be ashamed. I told her (still nicely) how sensitive I was about my mother's passing, assured her that all of her absurd insults were lies, and nicely requested the apology that Cindy clearly owed me. She refused to apologize and continued to insult my mother and I. When she ran out of insults she simply began ignoring me.

This disgusting excuse for a woman is a disgrace to humankind. She's a cancer on society, and everyone needs to be warned to not treat her as if she's a real human. She's a piece of worthless, cowardly trash who hurls out insults from behind a computer, laughing all day. She thinks emotionally tormenting people is some big game. This thing needs to be locked up for life.

Cindybin said...

Have a cocoa ball. You'll feel better.

Anonymous said...

What kind of sadistic witch are you. This is a very fattening recipe and you should be ashamed of yourself for suggesting it.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha "very fattening" dark chocolate is healthier than milk chocolate. You bitter sourpusses DO need a cocoa ball. *stuffs your mouths with 23432546436 cocoa balls*

Cindybin said...

Yes, dark chocolate has less sugar than milk chocolate.

Anonymous said...

disgusting processed? yuck