Monday, January 05, 2015

MARIJUANA QUESTION OF THE DAY: OUTLAWING LOVE

A pot smoker named David asks:

"Love can give you a cocaine type high, let's outlaw love too huh?"

Alright, everybody say it: AAARGGHHHHHH!

Thank you.

Well, David (I sound like David Letterman's mom), when you love or are in love, you are not purposely ingesting a mind-altering drug into your system like you would if you were to use cocaine. I hope this explains it to you. Thank you for your question, and for helping me to prove why we all need to continue speaking up against pot and why it should be illegal forever. Take care and have a good day.

Editor's Note: So of course after I explain this all very clearly to David, he still doesn't get it, and says the following:

"You must have never truly loved if you don't know the high from love, I am sorry to hear that. You are producing mind altering chemicals when you love, when you ingest mind altering drugs they cause a chemical production, cannabis is a mind enhancing drug if it's a drug at all. I refuse to believe being in pain, depressed and unable to keep food down is better than happy , hungry and sleepy. Cannabis Stimulates neurogenesis in the hippocampus area of the brain first, the area of forgotten memories, use it and you may remember and understand what you have forgot."

AAAAARGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! 

3 comments:

LetTheRaineFall said...

You disgust me. You're complete trash and filth. I hope you never experience joy or love of any kind in your life. You don't deserve it. You don't even deserve to be alive. You're filthy, worthless, terrible and pathetic, you stupid little punk. I hope you suffer every ounce of pain that you deserve. You're a terrible thing.

Billy Bob said...

Careful Raine, you're begining to sound like Cindy :p

Anonymous said...

This vile excuse for a woman has that affect on people.